The Cast

Tobias: Myself.  The writer, a 23 year old gay comsetology student.  Yes, that is a bit of a stereotype.  No, I don’t care.
Parker: My partner who is being a pain in the arse right now and refusing to come up with a pseudonym.  Meaning he gets to be named after Spiderman and he can just deal with it.
Obi-Wan: Our rabbit.  An insane Netherland Dwarf who likes to scratch holes in comfy sweaters.  Actually named after a different Star Wars character, but this is far more amusing.
Tyler: A childhood friend.  He came out as bi when we were in middle school which led to his parents introducing us both to gay culture.  The absorption into gay youth culture in San Francisco was easily one of the defining moments of my life.  We also lived out of his car when my parents kicked me out at 15.  It wasn’t nearly as bad as most people think.

More to come as I actually start using this thing again.